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Originally Posted: 08/10/2020

Our intrepid reporter and clan has returned from Florida (Tampa not Miami or Orlando, we ain’t crazy) and has cleared quarantine.

Upon checking the notes, here is what was physically observed:

  • Sunset on the GulfSunset on the Gulf
  • People wearing masks inside – 3,863
  • People wearing masks outside – 14
  • People happily wearing masks – 3
  • Fish in the Gulf – 2
  • Fish on plates – 43
  • Fancy Pink Hotels – 1
  • Sunburns – 6
  • Rainstorms over 7 days – 16
  • Average length of rainstorms in minutes – 12
  • Number of photobooks delivered by the USPS with a week of lead time – 0
  • Perfect number of people per row on a flight – 1
  • Breakfast Cookies Tossed from Balcony to Balcony – 23
  • Number of actual Zombies – 0
  • Happy newly wedded couples – 1
  • Happy 50th Anniversary couples – 1

There’s your data. Draw your own conclusions.

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